Friday, April 16, 2010

Searched for: Blue & Green Wedding. Got:

Another variation with blue. But I needed to see some green. You would think I did a search for Avatar or creepy, shiny blue men.


Searched for: French Blue. Got:

Continuing the blue theme, I went with French blue on this one. Wait for it....

 Weird.
Then, more animal humiliation. I told you, this stuff is always coming up.

 This dog must be plotting his owner's demise. Either that, or he's drunk.

Searched for: Blue Wedding. Got:

I am often looking for images to use for inspiration boards. In this case it was specifically the color blue. I got a lot from this one.
 I think the best part is that it says "Together for Eternity. So romantic.


 Now, this is classic "dog in a bridesmaid dress". Gotta have some sort of animal humiliation.

 Michael Jackson? And who is the guy on the right with the crazy curls and porn-stache?

His wedding ring is on the wrong hand...and I think they might be near the side of the road. And, is that a trailer park in the background? Total class. Anyone notice that her hair is holding up her face?

 I saw this and thought, "what the heck is it?" So I actually clicked on it and found out there is an entire world of "wedding orbs". What's that you say? It's a wedding gown wrapped in lingerie, specifically panties. Here's the definition:
The Wedding Orb or Lingerie Orbs series consist mainly of a wedding gown, or dress suitable for a wedding (such as a Bridesmaid gown), wrapped in various articles of women's lingerie--off the rack undergarments are used here (no 2nd Hand or used lingerie, as in other Orbs--making this series more expensive and virginal) as in Campus Orbs--thus more expensive PLUS interwoven with blue or purple men's boxers (briefs) as a symbol of the unity of male and female in marriage (decorations extra; jewelry even more!)

Come on now...ew.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Searched for: Wedding Guest Book Ideas. Got:

So, I'm doing some research, looking for guest book ideas for a client. Amongst legit stuff, I got the following in the mix:
This photo is a wedding from 1993. Ok, I see where this might come up. It's a wedding. Worth a chuckle, right?

Then there's this:




This stuff just cracks me up, cuz I'm flipping through and I see this guy. How is is that what you might consider as innocent comes up mug shot.